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oooooohhhhhhhhh! I have made my decision this fall... this is my last email to you......my bags are packed and I am about to leave. I know I...
Lads don't get that drunk. We always try to stay concious in case there's any sex on the go!
Class! I've actually been to that one in Normandy. Was so crap!
My garage, so has a little dust on. Nowt a hoover can't fix in five minutes.
And another addition to the pics
Unlucky Hartlepool! Sickening end to the game. No derby for you lot next year!
I reckon Celtic and Rangers should be in the Prem! Lets have a British league. The Welsh sides are already in the English divisions, why not the...
We all told that to each other before the show we saw, but people were coming out with allsorts. He was telling the girls that they'd have an...
Hypnotism Just been watchin programme on channel 5 bout it. People saying it ruined their lives. No proof of it of course. I personally think...
I'll fuck everyone elses missus since I'll be on my own on the cruise! Cheap hol and shag all for £50! Best news all year!
Will get digi pic of fridge on tomorrow. Got an exam in Russia now, so Mos-cow! Hoho!
Sofa It's the white one on the right of the picture. You can by different colour covers for them at Ikea. Cheap too! If you want a bigger...
When Homer is trying to make breakfast for Mr Burns and sets everything alight. Then he puts cornflakes and milk into a bowl and that sets alight too!
Go to www.whitleybayuncovered.co.uk Has photos and names of bars. Taxi numbers are advertised on it too. I think Whitley is the dogs...
Allie! Don't go to Northumbria. Really disorganised and the website only works for 10 mins per day. I can't get on the fucker this morning and...
Pyschological thing I guess. I've convinced myself the europeans don't give a damn about saftey. I went on a bungee ball once in Benidorm. It was...
Defo 21, but you can only get into Northumbria. Unless you've got amazing qualifications already. Northumbria take on more mature students than...
I've been doing economics all day today! Still can't work out the difference between an m-form and u-form organisation. Ouch! The exam is at 6pm...
That's one thing I'll never do in europe! Although I do like watching the girls that do it topless!
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