Happy Birthday!
Beer scooter How many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night of drinking and thought 'How did I get home?' As hard as you try,...
Boys will be boys. But girls will be women. Why did god invent men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn. Goes with: Why did god invent...
Not very happy with the kids around here. Last year they nicked the fence from my back yard for a massive bonfire. This year the back gate has...
Wax - Toni & Guy X-Wax Gel - Charles Worthington Get Spiky
A friend of mine once said she had head lice! Worked a treat. Best to tell close mates that you haven't though, as someone may well tell...
I just think that doormen are there for my safety and security. If I'm not doing anything wrong, then there won't be a problem (well, I've never...
PMT is great! Such a fantastic excuse to be a bitch.
Your driving licence expires on your 70th birthday. Not sure whether you have to do a re-test, or have an eye-test or something keep your licence.
I'm saying nothing! ;) Though if you fancy coming out for a drink on Friday you may get to meet the person in question!
Sunny mornings Thunderstorms The excitement when you first start seeing someone :D Family Friends My cats Friday nights, knowing you don't...
I've generally stayed friends with my exes. It can take a while for things to be ok, but it is worth it in the end. I have stayed very close to...
I think girls is probably best, though it is a serious misnomer for me! Birds, ladies, women etc are fine too (terms that is, before anyone...
All of the above (except the bottom one), depending on the moment! :D
Of course life can be shit at times, but there's almost always something to make it great just around the corner! It's just that some corners are...
I know you didn't! And anyone who knows me well enough will know exactly what I meant. :D
I can't remember what you look like with them on, if I have ever seen you with them. Glasses can look good though, depending on the person. No...
No! :D
Lets just say that some of the posts don't exactly engender a feeling of mutual respect for the opposite sex!
Perhaps the content of some of the posts has been a little off putting. :rolleyes:
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