US's stupidest laws Minnesota: --It is illegal to tease skunks. --Every man in Brainerd is required by law to grow a beard. Michigan: --A...
38 Things we can say about glitter angel Sorry Kez ya know i love ya really 1. A few clowns short of a circus 2. A few fries short of a...
Political correctness She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE....
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Dunno can't remember :spangled: :spangled:
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But why couldn't they just ask me. What the fuck is the point in sending me a letter?
Good morrow young sir
Is there any need? This weekend as a favour i worked at the local private hospital. Everything went fine on sat went in on sunday and this is...
Santa's gay ... To the Tune of: Santa Claus is Coming to Town Santa Claus is Wearing a Gown You better come out, you better not cry, You...
Brunette jokes ... Q.) What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch ? A.) A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes. Q.) Why are...
Makes me feel a little bit better. Just role on next sunday
Yo mama Yo Mama's so ugly, she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween. Yo Mama's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday....
TV listings NBC 8:00 Friends 8:30 Girlfriends 9:00 One Guy with Several Female Friends 9:30 My Gay Friends 10:00 Friends You Wish You Had...
So did everyone go to promise last night apart from me?
Any holes a goal :o :o :o
Can you swim? ... Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face. Dave says "John...
Scot's eh? ... A Scottish old-timer in Scotland, in a bar, says to a young man, "Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look...
Pick your torture John died and arrived in Hell. He was met by the Devil and was told that in the new kinder, gentler, more customer focused...
You know your working in coporate america when.... 1) You've sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies. 2) Your...
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