Potential and reality ... A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the...
Argh Help ... These are all GENUINE replies from patients asked why they needed an ambulance to and from hospital... => I am under the doctor...
Dear Santa ... Dear Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur for Xmas. Iv ben a good Boy all yeer. YeR FReND, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice...
I have just read chapter 3 and will get around to the rest later but from what i read i was very impressed. If i was marking it i wouldn't have a...
Although they are all wicked 98 rocks my boat.
Fuck off!!!! :o :lol: :o
Don't worry mate after last friday i was in the train station and i was chatting to this bird and she asked me what my name was and i had to look...
Well i am off to have a tab then i shall go to bed i hope all you muppets enjoyed promise tonight. Actually no i dont i hope it was shit and...
i jog 6miles a day but i dont really feel the need to join a gym
As if we all haven't said that to get laid :eek:
Tis the only reason i go cyber is to pose. Oh and i look god damed fine. :o
So you is saying you have shagged martin?
Finks i have met her already but i really don't know. Might try not getting so spangled next time i am at promise i might remember someone then.
aslong as she sits on me face after then i suppose its ok
Funny your girlfriend said you were too. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Better than a kick in the teeth
My pokemon socks. They is well cool:cool:
i am watching that porn film on channel 5 tis well shit
Don't fink they will be home yet derek
About 6 normally.
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