Happy Birthday!! :D
Would you be able to do me a burn again please Pete? I'm still living in the undownloadable dark ages :( Where you playing at on Sundays now? :)
Diesel, Turbo Diesel and Dodgy's Strawberry Shakes. Tasty :D I can't find Red in any bars up here :( Me and that drink used to have so many...
You'll be reading the jobs paper after I have a word with your boss, ya cheeky wee fucker ;) :lol:
I feel sorry for the civil servants that are taking all the shit for whistle-blowing. :( But then again, I would :D
FHM Viz Private Eye Club Int'l Cube PC Plus Pregnant Anal Torture Monthly and all the other mags that turn up in our house. Usually the...
The Albion in Birmingham. Not sure if it's still standing :confused: The regulars always commented on how good the beer was. :wink: :king:...
I had other methods too - like what I used to wipe around the rim of a glass that I would then use to serve a cheeky customer. :) :D :evil:...
It's much more funny when it's not dubbed: "Ja! Ja! dein fotze ist ausgezeichnet! Esse mein scheisse! In dein mund!" etc etc :lol:
Correct! But I guess you never heard of what I used to put in people's pints when I had my pub ;) Nice creamy head :lol:
Smog was telling me that he passed his german exams by saying 'Ich habe durchfall' :lol: 20 points for who translates it first! :)
I :love: porn. Especially vintage 70's german porn. Nowt's more class for daytime watching than purple frilly shirts, handlebar moustaches and...
Tag! Angie mein schatz! Ich hoffe dir geht ist gut! (Es tut mir leid fuer mein deutsch, es ist sehr russtig im augenblick :) ) Nach...
Well some of us have to work and pay taxes, not get up at 3pm and doss around, pretending to learn stuff :p Lucky bastard. ;)
Well why the fuck were you jabbering on about your chocolate factory? :spangled: Oh, hads on - 'Ozzy's chocolate factory'... makes more sense now :)
You been on your nocturnal ripping missions lately? I said it would happen if you carried on wearing that skirt :tut:
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Romances? I know. I was drunk. So can't really remember. ;) :monkey:
Re: Re: Re: Re: Romances? I know. :wink:
Re: Re: Romances? Tom's been seeing his right hand but they've split up. He was having an affair with his left hand. ;)
the red nosed reindeer? With the very very shiny nose? :D
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