Before getting married you're either going to have to take cooking lessons or learn how to give an amazing blowjob....
See blowing stuff up is cool. I might throw a few bottles of water + dry ice into the targets and see if i can get them before they blow...
She'd be a cunt anyway. Stopping for tea breaks every 5 minutes. I'd belt her a tea bag as soon as she asked for one like. :p Also after...
Re: Re: Air Rifles/BB Guns Aye we were down the quarry last year just pissing about and we seen a line of people with rifles marching past us...
Re: Ipod Help I lost mine so think youself lucky :p
Or sinks the ship in this case :redface:
lol
Like the one off unreal tournament where u guide the rocket around. I could be the new remedy for constipation. Drive it past someones window and...
for a woman of her age she's alright but her tits are like balls of lead they dont move naturally. I'd imagine her cash and prizes aren't like...
Yeah it sounds a bit raw :(
Most people given the chance would enjoy shooting a gun. And yes i am a hillbilly.
We have a shit one in the shed that does nothing but make a bang really.
You can never be too old for guns. My uncle had a shotgun and when i stood next to him as he fired that I nearly shat my pants but it was fun. I...
Sweet :cool: So after a bit of pain and discomfort i can shout 'come on tickle me balls mrs patterson' :lol:
Oh here we go. You're about to say I'm too old for guns and that i should grow up.
So if i want my balls tickled off some wifey all i have to do is goto the doctors and tell them to stick a cotton bud down my hoo hoo dilly?
Air Rifles/BB Guns Anyone have one? I'm thinking about getting one just for shooting targets for something to do when theres balls all else...
the one of dan looking like he's trying to pull a vicious face in hurricane force winds is terrific :D:dunce:
Actually you could have spelt "on" properly ;)
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: News just in OMG chris you have a date!
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