3 Victims, 1 Moat

Thermal cameras aren't gonna help if he's seen Predator..

The low cloud cover & the hot weather play apart but then there is the more obvious one of: he is not there. Then there is the far out: Raoul knew he was fucked so he asked his best mates Ness & the Asian kid to kill him they did this & then buried him both vowed never to tell a sole.

Tris told me yesterday that as part of his Marine training him and a squad of people were required to dissapear into the Otterburn woods and survive for as long as possible without being caught. They were being hunted by Marines, dogs, helicopters, the whole lot and only lasted two days. Infact he said the longest any squad lasted without being caught was only three days, so this means either the police are even more inept that we thought and couldnt catch a fart in a paper bag, that Raoul is a lot smarter that any of us thought, or my theory, hes absolutely nowhere near Rothbury at all....

Agreed, its the classic Kansas city shuffle imo. You've got to hand it to him, he's not as daft as he looks!

Cockney’s take note:

John Terry sleeps with his best mate’s lass, gets her up the stick & makes her have an abortion.

Wayne Bridge's method of revenge – Doesn’t shake his hand during a football game.

A bloke sleeps with a Geordie's lass, the same lass winds him up by saying he’s old bill.

Raul Moats method of revenge – Kills the bloke, tries to kill his missus, tries to kill 2 coppers on patrol, declares war on Northumbria Police, goes on the run for 6 days evading a 10th of the UK’s police force, armoured vehicles, snipers, special forces & ends up being the most wanted man in Britain.

Andy Mccrab in todays sun:

'But it doesn't matter how much he has learnt from Bear Grylls and Ray Mears, sooner or later he will slip up.' :laugh:

There's a theory going round that the 2 lads the police arrested, the 2 who are being done with conspiracy to murder, might have killed Moat then buried him at his own request. If that is the case they might never find him :think:

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Being hunted by marines, dogs & Helicopters that play the chase game every few weeks of course they going to get nabbed after a few days. Shame the same crowd could not catch Ossie Bin Layden so quick with them being experts.

I made that up & was telling folk at work yesterday. I posted it a few posts above as well. Was it me that started this or are there othe doyles thinking this shit up.


Moat in bright orange t-shirt.
Moat spotted in B & Q
Orange is B & Q colours
Due to police raids B & Q have sold a lot of new doors.

Hang on a sec....

I must have read your post while i was half asleep this morning, then confused it with something i read on one of the news sites i was on at the same time

Didn't Harry Roberts evade police for 3 months whilst dining daily in a cafe right next door to Bishop's Stortford police station?

I was ready to print some of these off for ibiza this afternoon but they're nowhere near a decent resolution.

Greggs have jumped on the band wagon, and are cashing in on their new pastry snack. Its thick as fuck, meaty and has a hint of ginger. Sausage Raouls are now on sale for 49p.

I was going to do the same for cocoon tomorrow. Might still print some off and stick them in the bushes

MOAT HAS GUN TO A HEAD.................HIS OWN 501 or 503 for SKY customers. Tramps I am not sure what you do for news tv.

for the posh folk 517 sky news hd

not much happening at the minute!

Watch him blow his brains out... in the breathtaking high definition