Lets face it Graham no offence (we knew you could do loads better) but that Jordan was hardly the most feminine of people was she! She looked like bowser off Mario Karts
After getting jabbed in the ribcage continuously by him at an after party when I was trying to sleep I knew he was one to watch...
i had my suspicions since the time he tipped a bottle of ketchup over dodgys head it wasn't as if we were clowning around either, we were all monged so ash decided to take things into his own hands