After Sex

John Wayne springs to mind!

I think I have went for 8 hours, on + off. What an afternoon, night that was. Had to take the next day off work!!

with morning wood 'it' actually wakes up before we do (so to speak..) so while we are all groggy and *bleugh* it's goin WOOHA! CHARGE MOTHERFUCKER! *whipcrack* :evil:

if someone notices we have morning wood before we wake surely the nice thing would be to get it out the way for us before we wake? or at least give us a surprising wake up call

she has noted that my performace is not what it used to be if only she knew

pleasant, but not many take the initiative

Not so much boring, just slighty less. But it hasn't happened yet, gadly!!

nice work

Just buy some more!

I have some, try and save them for special days

i thought about getting some when i knew i was due some 'action' recently... but i thought fuck that, if it became a regular thing with her (it didnt) she would want me superpowered every time... dont know if i could hack that

I hate it when b/f's try to shag you when they are asleep :evil: And they never remember either

But this thread has me in stitches!!! LMAO!! :clap:

And I am NOT a morning person, trust me. :evil:

Why??

I think they know that by now tbh!!

well as has been said... they wake up before us... it isn't impossible that having went to sleep knowing that person is next to you, and he wakes up, that it could just be him downstairs in full control... my excuse anyways....

dont even know why im laughing..

No, I wake up with him dragging my pants down, hands in knickers and HE doesnt remember!

I said I like it whenever!!

i dont either... when are your beatings arriving?

Me and kid used to be like that when we were at 6th form...he lived 5 mins from the college so on a lunch or when we both had frees, we used to run back to his, shag 2 or 3 times, have a bowl of noodles each or a salad cream sandwich...and make it back for the last lesson....

we always meant to only have one shag and be back intime for our lessons but always got carried away!

nehow...after sex...i usually clean up!

for a while it was standing on my head for 30 minutes

IT WORKED

bit graphic but glad you got a result

on the whole viagra thing, my sisters a nurse, she was telling me before about how some lad had been for a weekend in blackpool and ended up having to go to A&E on the monday night cos his cock refused to go down, turned out he'd had way to much viagra and it wasnt going to go down, so they had to syringe the blood out of there....think he's learnt his lesson