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You are correct.

Anymore from you spikey and you are banned. Consider this a


FORMAL WARNING

come off it i know you play the dumb and dumber card ad nauseam on here, but you can't seriously believe idiotic stereotypes like that.

i wouldnt say they were cowards, despite the early collapse at the hands of the nazis, and the vichy government id say theyre just arent very good at war, not since napoleon, and we fucked him up anyway

that is not the issue, my point is that you can't generalise an entire country, at least not one with nearly 60m people living there. it is illogical.

Q. How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
A. Nobody knows. It's never been tried.

Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A. The French Army.

Q. Why was the Chunnel built under the English Channel?
A. So the French government could to flee to London.

Q: Did you hear about the new French tanks?
A: They have 5 gears...4 in reverse, and one forward gear just in case they're attacked from behind!

Q: Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

Q: Why do they have trees in Paris?
A: So the Germans can march in the shade instead of the sun

Q: Why is good to be French?
A: You can surrender at the beginning of the war, and US will win it for you.

Q: What is the first thing you are taught when joining the French army?
A: To say "I surrender" in German

Q: Why was Jesus not born in France?
A: Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.

A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the French captured an English major. Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to question him. The French general asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?"

In his bland English way, the major informed the general that the reason English officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood won't show and the men they are leading won't panic.

And that is why from that day to this, all French Army officers wear brown pants.

States of Alert:
Be aware that the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from RUN to HIDE. The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate!


i the french

is that on the first page of google when you type in french military victories, and it comes up with did you not mean french military defeats?

haha it a french jokes page i have, despite my anti-racism stance i love the odd xenophobic joke... nothing better than having banter when you go abroad, its all in the name of unity

this one of those 1 rule for one one for another formal warnings cos i can't see any handed out for the coward remarks from others!!!

haha you've made a great start... you'll fit in fine

You, on the other hand, are going down hill.

Jess> Formal warning for Smog's racism?

give as good as you get i was taught!



not like i've really done much wrong!!!!

cest la vie

the french aren't a race you smarmy cunt!

You thought that was smarmy?:

Race: A group of people united or classified together on the basis of common history, nationality, or geographic distribution. eg The French race

you may be a cunt, but at least you're a humorous cunt