Ann Summers Parties

I was thinking for a minute there "Eh, i dont have a tie" :doh: Still wrong tho

Ann Summers parties are everything thats wrong with british women... give me a sophisticated muslim in a hijab over a fat geordie slapper with a dildo the size of my forearm

least you can see the geordie slappers face, and you dont have to marry them just to get a bit jack n dann.

nowt more off putting than charver women and muslim women in full islamic dress

There wont be any of them at my party!!

its all about inner beauty lee.

geordie slappers are ugly on the outside and the inside.

likely story

i wouldnt be able to find her 'inner beauty' under all that clothing

You can come if you like?

you've got enough men chasing you without inviting me into your love pentagon

Hardly. Now stop making excuses! You know you want to! I'll keep you a seat next to a fat Geordie slapper

The women of my house had one of these a couple of years back.

I was 2 stories up doing some work, and the squealing was still intolerable after about 10 minutes.

Filthy slags.

Do the woman actually use the toys on themselves whilst there all together?:spangled:

As I was on my way out, some fat slapper who I'd never seen in my life insisted on using the clit-flicker on some vibrator on my nose on the basis that it would make me sneeze.

Not only did it not make me sneeze, it was the irritating thing I've ever experienced.

They get 'dared' to do wacky things like go round to neighbours houses in revealing outfits, and try them on and stuff. All a bit shit really.

But the point I'm getting at is, did it smell of fish?

i feel sick :sick:

They might of had a fish supper! Not that sort of fish Ruth!:tut:

Lol, I would have said if it had