anyone ever shit themselves?

Smog did it in Rima takeaway in Heaton a few years ago... tasty.

haha i left myself signed in up gowansy.s. school boy error. however i do know that gowansy regularly has to wipe his arse with junk mail as he never has any toilet roll

Glossy leaflets aswell, not paper. I really don't know how he manages to do it. You'll get nee purchase.

Dunno who has in here. but it fucking stinks.

Usually it is the sweet aromor of piss you can smell in Brazil though.

This internet cafe stinks of shit Makes a change to the smell of piss on th streets mind...fucking scruffy Brazilians.

holy fuck

you should have hired a skip lee, according to google

Hopefully dandandan will leave his story on here, but not for me to give details on.

Thats a fucking horrible story if its the same one I'm thinking of

haha say no more!

i used my mobile. probs the first time ive used wap in 4 years.

great thread I do love a good bit of toilet humour.

USSRPatriot shit himself once when in the gym doing heavy squats

Omg Im so glad this thread was a wind up

Ben had an 'accident' on the way up to chevys once.

i remember we went to this bbq once and the host had made a massive pan of curry now my mates dad is a big fucking lad and he was giving it 6 nowt to this curry and then after about 3 or 4 bowl fulls he said he was off home as he felt a bit ill.

When my mates mam got into bed she asked if he farted and when she lifted up the covers he has shat himself everywhere she went to goto the bathroom to be sick and there was his trousers and boxers in the bath totaly caked in shit she claimed it was everywhere up the stairs on the walls all ova the bedroom

Poor Fucker

we were ill when he told us in the booza the next day

:fart: We were at my mate's in washington after a night at the dig & we all carried on the night getting completely ruined, as you do, when one of my mates jumped up and said 'well lads, i've just farted & followed threw' We were all creased on the floor laughing & as he walked away you could see shit oozin out the bottom of his jeans.

The funny thing was he walked home but when he got there he realised he was locked out so he had to come back to my mates, chuck his jeans in the wash & sit there with a bed sheet wraped round his waist. We were calling him caser all night