anyone ever shit themselves?

When I was in Primary school once on a boiling hot day there was an absolute stench of shit making its way through the classroom. The teacher eventually tracked it down to the waste bin, which had been positioned as to keep the door open and let some air in. There was a shitty pair of underpants in the bottom, so they got the Secratary to investigate and it had the lads name written on them! John Dunbar Ill never forget it! He'd shit himself, lobbed his kegs off and chucked them in the bin while running past to his classroom

Fucking classic

i fear i may just have..

brb

we had a kid at our school do it when he was 7 or 8 i think... perfect little walnut whip at the back of the classroom.

he's probably STILL called 'COMPO' even now, the poor lad (after the character from 'last of the summer wine' AND because it smelt like a compost heap)

aye there was a kid in my 1st school who was born without a serious condition whereby he had no control over his bowels. think he'd been born without an arse and they had to open one for him. anyway we walked intot he toilets one day and there was pap all over the place. there was this poor kid stood, trousers round his feet, covered. never forget that sight.

god, i shouldn't laugh......

I once tracked down a m8 from primary school whilst out one night after he'd disappeared for half an hour after looking pretty mangled at the drinks table. I found him passed out sitting on the toilet, pants down, nob tucked between his thighs, sweat all over his face with sick in the sink and a whiff of turd blowing around. When his m8 who had came out with him tried to sort him out we realised he'd fell asleep mid-shit and still had it firmly hanging between his cheeks

shouldnt have read this thread at 6.30am - its not healthy

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when i was in ibiza i went into the bog at this outdoor party and it fucking stank

there was a soiled pair of kegs and a shirt in one sink...and standing at the next sink was a kid literally COVERED in shit, with shit on the walls, floor, his face...everywhere

On a booze cruise the next day, as soon as the boat left...bloke comes on and was like "just so you all know, that kid shit himself last night"

what happened to old harry?

and @ gowansy

there was a kid in our class at primary school who shit himself and left a trail across the playground on the way to the bog. I remember seeing him traipsing disconsolately with his head down, a picture of misery. We never let him forget and he became known as david shitty arse ever after and no one would touch him or you would get davids lurg. The name followed him to secondary school and he must have had a miserable childhood poor fucker. None of the girls would have anything to do with him either. I feel really bad that we were so harsh.
Then when he grew up he became a plumber

I love how creative kids are

im crying with laugher at this thread, i remember some lad at school shit himself and just left it in the gusset of his kegs, he was a bit mental and did look like the riddler off batman forever after he's had his brains sucked out

THIS THREAD IS MANKY

I HATE MYSELF FOR BUMPING IT UP BUT FUCKIN HELL I HAD TO GET IT OUT!!

:fart:


YOU RANCID PEOPLE :sick:

LMFAO @ this thread. Nothing beats a bit of toilet humour

I like the way this started as a joke.
Now people coming out with all these confessions, "A lad at school........", "My mate shat his keks.........."

It must be good to get it off yer chests, eh lads.