anyone ever shit themselves?

I know, I bet the lads have been thinking of how to bring up shit on this board for ages, there has been such an explosion of poo related items.

Don't, you'll get em all turned on again.

I still remember the Monday night when a bloke dropped his kegs in foundation and had a shit on the floor..

Was fuckin disturbing at the time though!

Ergh!

reminds me of when me mate Emma was in the queue for Promise and some lass dropped her trousers in the queue and had a shit.

Very classy. :sick:

This bloke at work rang in and said he was going to be late cos on the way in he had shit his duds and had to go back home to get changed. Why on earth didn't he just say he was stuck in traffic is beyond me. haha

Hahaha. What a chump.

A lad i was in the army with triple crowned his bed once.

Being the fool he was he treat it like a huge accomplishment and proudly showed everyone. His poor room mates never had a choice though. The stench was unreal!

oh my god thats just wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this thread is vile

dont you think talking about 'poo' is out of order i mean to me its a private thing

ergh i feel sick just saying it

I agree. Like sex, taking a dump is a moment you should treasure...

no but i think going to the toilet is private, why would you want to discuss it with other people?

This thread is vile.....

but....

One of the old blokes I work with (about 65) was telling me a while back, his wife used to go to Bingo every night, she used to come in all the time mortal drunk with her mates, he waited until she passed out in bed and put a mini mars bar inbetween her bumcheeks she woke up and thought she shit herself he has been doing it for years and she has never once told him she had 'had an accident' she just got up and cleaned the bed

Aye its disgusting like.

I'm sure you'd notice it was a mars bar after the first few times

So is sex aswell but people talk about that.

Talking about arse explosions isnt as good as talking about romance explosions though Pete!

Combine the two mate, combine the two.

yum

Your a horrible, dirty wrong un.

Minging but funny as fuk this thread!

The bloke I used to work with, Davey, was telling me that he was once down the pub and come home mortal.

His missus was already in bed when he got in, so he jumped in (naked) and went to get his head down.

Then about ten minutes later, he jumped out of bed, projectile vomiting and ran for the toilet bowl.

He missus went to see what was up, and she walks in the loo, Daveys swatted down hanging off the seat spewing all over, THEN HE GANS AND SHITS ALL OVER!!

Keeping in mind he's still naked, the shit has went all over his bird that standing behind him, lol!

VOMITING & SHITTING HIMSELF AT THE SAME TIME NAKED!:sick: