Anyone know anyone looking to rent a lovely house?

i could shoot you in the head but theres no way id do it id go to jail

and you love me

That link in your sig is well funny.

Asians = Aliens

Alex that tune u did with maitland is well good

which one cheers, the one we lost on my hard drive crash?

Yeah i meant that, not Alex's myspace

yeah the one u lost, really good

cheers

cant u retrieve it?

you'd have to be on at LEAST £26,500 to be able to get a mortgage of that amount and that's with a big income stretch, and no offense but I'm sure shelf stackers at Morrisons don't get that much

fuck knows, i've tried but it having none of it. still got the hard drive but i reckon it would probably cost loads if got it done professionally

my bank has already told me this so your wrong.

The best mortgage deal i've seen around is a graduate one offering 4x your current salary. I agree with Natalie

fuck knows why they said it to when i told them what i was on and shit, theres no way i could afford a mortgage that high its fucking stupid.

considering the fact im a fully qualified mortgage advisor and i have access to every single lender in the whole of the market i know your bank is bullshitting you, which bank is it out of curiosity??

Royal Bank do the best income stretches up to 4.9 times your income and that's on the basis that you have no loans or outgoings :moon:

self cert and lie

job done

i guess i'm just best then aren't i

I was just thinking that