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  1. MR KUHNT

    MR KUHNT fifi man

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    ALTHOUGH MR BINS ANSWER IS CORRECT THERE ARE OTHER FACTORS THAT CAN CONTRIBUTE TO ANOTHER, MORE ALTERNATIVE ANSWER.

    MY FRIEND, IT ALL DEPENDS ON THE TEMPERATURES WHICH YOU PERCEIVE TO BE HOT AND COLD. A COLD TAP FOR YOU MIGHT NOT BE VERY COLD FOR A POLAR BEAR, JUST LIKE A HOT TAP FOR YOU MIGHT NOT SEEM VERY HOT FOR THE DEVIL.

    SO THIS QUESTION IS SUBJECTIVE AND OPEN TO TEMPERATURE SUGGESTION.

    THINK DEEP AND HARD. THINK ABOUT WHAT IT MEANS TO BE IMMERSED IN LUKE WARM WATER AND WHAT YOUR TRUE DEFINITION OF LUKE WARM REALLY IS.
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    Stuy Trance 24-7

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    What is the meaning of life kuhnt?
  3. MR KUHNT

    MR KUHNT fifi man

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    STUY...LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT. IF YOU CAN BRING SOMETHING TO DO THE WORLD THAT CAN TOUCH PEOPLE IN WAYS THEY NEVER KNEW HOW THEN YOU HAVE GAVE MEANING TO YOUR LIFE. IF YOU SQUANDER YOUR LIFE LIVING A LIFE OF DECADENCE AND EXCESS YOU HAVE ALSO GIVEN MEANING TO YOUR LIFE, HOWEVER, IT WONT BE AS MEANINGFUL AS IT COULD BE.

    I SUGGEST YOU LOOK INTO A MIRROR, AND CHANT THE FOLLOWING MANTRA:

    OMMMM PAAAAAA DOOMMMMMMPA DOOMPA DEEEE DOOOOOO

    I'VE GOT ANOTHER RIDDLE FOR YOOOOOOO.
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    MELT Registered User

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    the meaning of life is to 'to be happy'

    everything we do is in pursuit of making our brains feel happy

    and remember kids 'cravings are the root of unhappyness'

    :evil:

    khunt - I think you are wasted in the job that you do

    :wink:
  5. MR KUHNT

    MR KUHNT fifi man

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    YES MR TOOL.

    I AM WASTED.
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    MELT Registered User

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    wasted or 'wasted'???
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    MR KUHNT fifi man

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    WASTED :dunce:
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    forks still not dead

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    MR KUHNT fifi man

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    DONT BE SILLY
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    robby_41 Shearer!

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    Dear Mr Kuhnt what size chest does Simon Cowell get for his pants?
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    BrandedDIGITAL

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    mr khunt can you really dance better than i ?
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    why are you such a dick? & why haven't you died of aids yet?
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    What is the greatest film of all time MR KHUNT?
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    WorldonFire No Pressure

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    If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
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    smiley :O) for one priceless moment

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    raise your glowsticks i thank you
    beans OR spaghetti hoops on toast? :confused:
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    Friedrich Nietzsche

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    [​IMG]

    Not MR KUHNT but that would be my choice :love: :king:
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    1 word answer - yes

    5 word answer - of course it fucking does.
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    Friedrich Nietzsche

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    MR KUHNT, how long is a piece of string?
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    adam. kthxbi

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    twice the length from one end to the middle

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