Aw FFS

Doesnt matter how much they train as boxers, crack them over the head with summat and theyll go down, if they dont, repeatedly do it.

I live by myself, so it may be different how i would respond to others, but iv never understood how burglars think they have any right to be in another persons property.

I also liked this quote about the story

The standard of reporting these days is ridiculous.

Good job Peaches Geldof wants to be one, shell sort it out.

If the bloke is trained to fight then that's all the more reason to use a weapon against them.

You're trying to be politically correct in siding with a criminal.It makes no sense at all. I'm not saying I'd torture the bloke, I'm saying i'd use whatever force is needed to bring him down so he can't bring harm to me or my family. He shouldn't be there in the first place, he is the criminal.
Add all of this to the fact you'd be shitting yourself and the adrenaline would be going you'd do anything. You wouldn't have time to think whether the man might be brain damaged for life or be trained in martial arts.

If you hear a noise downstairs do you ring the police straight away like Mr B? You'd look a complete bell end if it turned out to be last nights dishes falling off the draining board and you've got the police out for no reason.

You're backing up what we're saying here mate. If you came in and he was there and you thought he might have you cos he's a coked up boxer then you'd throw him out of a window if you could, so that he didn't have a chance to give you a haymaker to the face.

I'm saying that the best thing to do if you think/know you're getting burgled is to use your brain. Your mentality seems to be "go downstairs with a bat and cave his face in before he gets a chance to do it to me". The reality of it is, you'll be a lot safer staying out of sight, phoning the police and minimizing the risk of anyone getting hurt. If you hear dishes falling from the sink then maybe you will go down and have a look but there'll be times when you know that someone is in your house who shouldn't be. Grabbing a bat and heading off through to see them like you're fucking Rambo is a stupid thing to do.

No, what I'm saying is if I'm face to face with him then I'll do whatever I can do stop the twat from hurting me. I'm not saying I'd go down if i knew for definite i was being burgled. But you may not always know it is a burglar, you may come in from being otu shopping and he could be there raiding the house.
Me, my mates and my family come first before any fucker and if it risked the chance of me going to prison I'd happily kill him.

Tbh if someone broke into my house id bat the bastards, if i ran then they'd get whatever they want, and if i went in with fists chances are they'd have the knife, i'd rather not take the risk n just sort it with one swoop to the skull, they're no more than scum if they're stealing.

How about reasoning with the burglar..

Tell his as seeing as how he is taking ur dvd player anyway, if he hangs on a sec, you will burn him some copies of the porn you have stashed that no burglar would ever find (see porn mag thread, you know who you are)

Make him a brew whilst you sort out the discs....


... and drug him with mazzies

When he is out cold, tube him and insert barbed wire, and leave him outside bizzies


Sorted

I would of thrown him out the window, dragged him back up & threw him out the window again the cunt

Yer, watch that DJM800 - guard it with ya life

Or the baybay baylif come bob bob bobbin along..

Nee bother! :flowers:

most burglars in seaham have either no legs or are skinny druggues so id happily make tunes out of hitting their skulls with anythign i could find, and ive got a nice length chrome bar in my cupboard which would get some action if that happened, no ones nicking my tele without getting a few operations to correct their deformed skull.

the way i see it is they gave up their human rights when they infringed upon yours.

what id probs do if i knew for defs i was being burgled is ring the coppers then crack some skulls. if theyre making me pay a £75 ecess on me home insurance then i want £75 quids worth of dentist bills

Thats not a lot really. they wanted a £120 off me for a gumshield.

I heard about this the other day. Proper harsh!

i think it would be somet to laugh about... once you got it out

Use razor wire to be proper harsh.

ooo, itle have the same effect as tie raps

I believe it was a common 'shamer' using in Northern Ireland when there wasn't just cause to simply kill the guy.