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  1. Carson

    Carson Registered User

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    URGH! League of Gentleman is shit!
    Carson, Jun 20, 2007
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    Oasis Peter North-east

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    I enjoy racist jokes between me and my white friends. It isn't harming anyone because we make sure no black people are around when we say them.:wink:
    Oasis, Jun 20, 2007
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  3. Carson

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    :lol:
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  4. Chris S

    Chris S Monkey Tennis?

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    I know black people who tell racist jokes themselves!
    Chris S, Jun 20, 2007
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    Im sure people should be saying rest RIP (or not) but the board being true to form, turns into another racism issue!
    Dan, Jun 20, 2007
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  6. Oasis

    Oasis Peter North-east

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    There was a black out in me street last night






    So I shot him!
    Oasis, Jun 20, 2007
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    Oasis Peter North-east

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    What did the jewish paedophile say to the kids?


    Wanna buy a sweet?
    Oasis, Jun 20, 2007
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  8. GeordieLee

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    It is. It's very subtle and very clever.
    GeordieLee, Jun 20, 2007
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  9. Oasis

    Oasis Peter North-east

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    The league of gentlemen isn't subtle.:spangled:
    Oasis, Jun 20, 2007
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    i like jim davidson me


    as i am fucking simple and from the fucking gutter
    JIMI, Jun 20, 2007
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  11. GeordieLee

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    No, I meant it's the lowest form of 'humour'. Anyone could do it.
    GeordieLee, Jun 20, 2007
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  12. GeordieLee

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    Of course it is. You never get all the jokes when you first watch it. This was especially the case for the Christmas special and the radio show.
    GeordieLee, Jun 20, 2007
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    i like the way u changed the meaning of ure words like!
    JIMI, Jun 20, 2007
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  14. Shortee

    Shortee back of the net

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    Id never heard of him until he died. My boss told me one of his jokes toda which I found funny...

    A man goes for a job in a zoo, the keeper tells him he has to dress up and pretend he is a monkey.

    The man is happy to do this and spends all day swinging in the trees and jumping on the trampoline, until he jumps too high and lands in the lions cage.

    The lion spots him and starts toward the man, the man starts screaming ''help'' ''help''.

    As the lion gets closer the man starts screaming louder, the lion gets right up to him and says ''shut the F**K UP! You will get us both sacked''


    :oops:
    Shortee, Jun 20, 2007
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    My Grandad Died in Auschwitz...

    he fell off the guard tower. :lol:
    Anderzz, Jun 20, 2007
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    No probs :)
    GeordieLee, Jun 20, 2007
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  17. Lee

    Lee original gowans artwork

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    LMFAO
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    Aye a nar its wank!
    Carson, Jun 21, 2007
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
    JIMI, Jun 22, 2007
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    i got a warning for telling that same joke a while back cant see the harm, but the complaints dept has fucked off now hasnt it


    :lol: :lol:
    Big Steve, Jun 22, 2007
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