Bernard Manning

wtf? Did you tell it to a customer like?

Is he not referring to Joe?

Ahh right For some reason i thought he was on about work. like he worked in a call centre and he told it to a customer then they rang the complaints dept. haha

lmfao

lmfao goon

"Ok Mr Goldstein, I've just transferred your 100 thousand pounds into your savings account, I'll tell you a joke now! What does a Jewish paedo say to the kids? .........Wanna buy a sweet?"

eh?

Nowt jackie!

: i posted it on here a while back

Bernard Manning told jokes about everyone, including jewish when he was jewish himself. As he said in his own obituary, he didnt care who he took the piss out of as long as its funny. he did command performances for indian vip's and all sorts. might not be everyone's cup of tea but millions found him hilarious, including me.

I once saw him at the garage at cramlington roundabout after a show at high pit. when i realised who he was i said "I thought i recognised you." to which he very quickly replied "aye son i've been to your house many a time, say hello to your mam for me."

found this quote on the telegraph's website too..."For the best 'Blind' jokes, ask a blind man. For the best 'Black' jokes ask a black man. For the best Jewish jokes ask a Jew. For the best Irish jokes ask an Irish man.
Or simply ask Bernard Manning.
Unfortunately no more!"

RIP Bernard