Bin rummagers in NE6

It's class. There's a crazy lady who talks to herself, shouts into the mirror and pretends she fights with people, she gets arrested from time to time

There's red tracksuit lady (that's all she ever wears)

There's lambrini lady, who wanders around with a bottle of this-usually in the middle of the day, swearing at people

and there's cheryl tweedy's mum too

the other day a small girl asked me if i had any money for blind kids, and a wee lad knocked on the door and said his shoe was on the roof

It's quite a neighbourhood

ive seen tweedys mum in morrisons before...

sounds like you live in your own little soap opera!

you become friends with the lambrini lady? she sounds swell..

no, not yet.

i think i will go out on mischievous night and halloween this year...worrying

if someone were growing a lot of weed would u be able to smell it outside? cos it always reeks, whatever time of day!

at least if your out, you wont get pestered by the doorbell every five mins

'give us some sweets or we'l put your windows in'

and yeah, im sure you would be able to smell it if they were- you wanna befriend them and get some freebies

i wouldn't have any moral issues with chucking it in a field - if u go to the tip - u never know what u might pick up! 70's hatstands, parts of old garden sheds, numerous microwaves, typhoid - it's class!

we've still not got a bin.. it got half inched back in august..

There was some of these lovely byker urchins outside the new 'Asda Home and Lifestyle' shop i was dragged around on sunday at that new byker retail park...

When asked for "penny for the guy" (his younger brother pretending not to move with a mask on) i replied "sorry mate" in a polite way... only to hear as i went thru the doors "fat cunt"

On the way out i accidentally rode over their "guy fawks" foot with the trolley and heard "fookin 'ell, ya divi"

they should put locks on the bin i reckon, the bin men have keys and so do you

well done, im even more impressed that you ran over the little shits foot

that soon proves whether or not its a real guy

you cant beat halloween/bonfire night around heaton and byker

though u usually get at least one bonfire a night- someones car

it was probably me

apparently in Heaton now, if you leave your bin out for more than one day, the council will remove it then you have to get it delivered back

what a fucking joke that is

we've got two in heaton, we ordered a bigger one cause there six of us the house and they never took the old one away, get in

my dad always goes to the tip of a sunday...i always had to help him unload the stuff: he'd always take my car though because its a hatchback, so there'd be loads of spiders crawling around after

and byker...it's worrying that all the kids seem to be into golf at the moment, and all walk around with golf clubs hitting the grass

and innocent people as well?

give us a tab

"I don't smoke"

*bang*

The Council stole our bin.

all it takes

youve gotta love the locals

you dont get that in westwoodside...

then again..

last time i went home it was still lovely

going to gainsborough was like being in a timewarp tho...my mum made me go in horsleys

people there are different to byker skiprats....in byker they're mean, back home they're just backward!

ahhh, gainsborough, cant believe you had the misfortune of a trip there

the land where time forgot..aint been there in a while, thank fuck

plenty of inbreds in lincolnshire thats for sure

it's where i went to school for 7 years

which school?

the big one as you drive into gainsborough? cant remember its name, though i played footy there a couple of times