boys (or girls)

Tom Hanks, The black guy or the mouse??

I reckon some of you need to go out and actually talk to some girls, mind. You come across as desperate losers obsessing too much over the same bird.

Just an observation...

have you actually met jess?

Why does that matter? I'd imagine there's not much chance of her choosing one of you bunch of soft lads with the state of your crack, it's cringeworthy.

Are you mates with ''Dr imsocrazyme''?????

well then you can never understand why we love her so much

Nope.

I've seen pictures on here. I wouldn't go as far as to say she's spectacularly good-looking (sorry Jess). Plus you lot are all about 10 years older than her...

in my circles that a good thing

Dr Hew your going to hate the board if you dont like our Jess baiting cring criac its all we do

In my circles it's nigh-on illegal.

yeah it should be renamed the 'we love jessica c message board'

Some of it is crack, and some seems scarily sincere.

unlucky son

jess isn't under 16 you paedo

Hang on, you're the one that's after girls 10 years younger than you, yet I'm the paedo? Where does the logic come from in that decision?

she can still fit into her uniform on request tho

nevermind, you just don't get the craic.

and shes only seven years older than me

this man is a freak alex dont speak to him