Cats

One of the funniest things to me when I was younger was watching Benton spining round in circles trying to bite his stump!

8 years is short as fuck, shame pedigree dogs dont live long, i had a border collie that was 16

i hate charvers like that, i know a charv thats always saying to me "let my dog and your dog have a fight, i bet mine wins" how fucking stupid can you get? i know what you mean about loyalty though, if me and my brothers are play fighting they will try and get inbetween us, alot of the time it works aswell, because of their stocky build they can knock you over in a second. it comes down to one thing, they are as soft as shit at heart but they look the part

i love that crack, "DAN ITS ONLY 4" LONG YOU STUPID TWAT"

my granny has a yorkshire terrier that is a year older than me! 18 for a dog is madness

yeah thats exactly what we did bri is only 3 now and we got her to keep shannon(the older boxer) company deffo made her stick around a bit longer i would say !

the young keep the old young, he loves that dog like a son, i couldnt believe how much he looks after it. hes always in fights with other dogs trying to protect the young 1 (my dog is the king of ryton willows )

I've got 2 cats, Dave and Elmo. Brother and sister, they're both black and white and most people can't tell them apart cos they're practically identical. Love them to bits but they can be abosolute twats when they want to be.

They sit in the window waiting for me to come home from work and run to the door to greet me when they see me coming down the path. They seem to like jumping up at the letter box when the postie's been too

Die cats Die, i hate them!!!!:evil: :evil:

Whoppee, you hate cats

we sould form a kkk (kill-kats-k!) but we could dress up in dog suits, fuck just exposed my fetish

no, a shot gun is fine for me

a steamroller, with 6 V8 engines in it

no a shot gun, i wanna see there heads explode

well if you run over them slow enough their whole bodys will splat up, cat guts all over the windscreen. i wouldnt even turn the wipers on. cats tho not little kittens, they are cute, without the e

i hope you realise jess might ban you for this kinda of talk

hopefully she does to you aswell or changes your name to gimpboy

jess understands i hate cats, i said when we get married she can have a seperate house for her cats so i don't have t see them.

My flatmate just got a cat, its got the most annoying meow ever. He's moving out next month though and he's not allowed pets so the cats pretty fucked.