Celebrities you would like to punch

the crazy friog ones :evil: :evil: :evil: I'm gonna stop watching tv til they stop


Cilla Black

ugly, buck teeth, looks like a hamster, voice grates like chewing polystyrene, scouse, talentless, still thinks she's attractive to men, surprise surprise this bitch

PUNCH

Go on Si, release the tension!

Its been building up with all this fench sitting hes been doing of late!!

Hes like a volcano bubberling under....

Mick Hucknall

ugly, manc, can't sing, writes shite songs, thinks he's something, isn't, wishes he was black, isn't,

PUNCH

Goldie

who and what the fuck are you, there is such a thing as too much gold jewellry you know, bling fucker, you are not and never will be a gangsta

PUNCH

hes a great actor

in fact fuck pucnh, it's not punch it's sledge hammer

I know

We need a green faced Smilie for Mr Tribal :angel:

people would be sick of seeing it :laugh:

I've always known you're a bad man... this nice guy image is just a veneer to put people off

Where the fuck did that come from Si?!!?!


ITSSSS A LOW BLOW!!

EASSSSSsssssshhhhhhhhhhh

Thehee - Geet Squiral woman if there ever was one

:angel3: love this thread but i can't remeber the person i hated

name : abi titmuss

reason : slag who thinks she is famous and a complete media whore
*punch*

name : michael barrymore

reason : total lanky gangly weird freak who totally freaks me out
*punch*

name : alistair mcgowan

reason : yeah your impersonations are ok but my god, you are not believable in the slightest as you have such an ugly and memorable face! and please do some interviews where you dont launch into one of your acts. grr
*punch*

name : john bunnel (cheesy american who does EVERY police reality show on TV)

reason : you are a fake tanned, teeth whitened, retired arse who insists on making up cheesy as fuck american bravado links during the programme, with comments such as "if you can't do the time, dont do the crime"
*punch*
which leads me on to...

name : davey dickinson

reason : stop pretending you have dark skinned relatives and just admit you get a st. tropez (fake tan) every week, you sad, sad 60 yr old posh del boy.
*punch*

name : richard madeley

reason : your random comments are complete bullshit, so why don't you just take judys advice, stop interrupting her and get on with your job of presenter!
*punch*

name : people on newcastle brown ale ad

reason : you are fucking mackems.
*right hook*

ready, now slowly count to 10.....and breathe

Name: Jodie Marsh
Reason: She's just soooo annoying I wish she would just crawl back were she came from.

and Michelle Bass from Big Brother.