Charva Chat Up Lines...

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  1. SeniorChem Si

    SeniorChem Si Registered User

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    somehow I'd forgotten bout Pike............. :spangled:
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    never really been chatted up by a charv ;) u must attract them sarah ;)
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    One charva lass said to me , have ya got a snoot!

    they musnt smoke snouts anymore...
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    :cry:

    Sarah and Sasha... back me up on this one... ;)
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    :lol: Snout's are bad enough! :lol:
  6. ManofScience

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    i don't entirely find this statement true. Do i take it that, u think your race has to be inflicted with a terrible and unprovoked culling b4 an individual can feel hurt by racist comments? or did the humour go over my head. i must be having another slow day.
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    A girl once came over and said that to me in a bar once :spangled:
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    i had a charva ask me to suck his cock one nite...i told him i'd go & get a magnifying glass & come back & c what i cud do.... his mates nearly wet themselves laffing at him & he looked like he was going to cry! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    I have said sorry for that;)
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    lmfao!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    i've just wet meself! :lol:
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    Best Chat up line a charv used on me:

    Him: "Would u like to have mad sex with me n me mate, im the manager of this bar u know" (talkin about liquid)

    Me: "No, I'd rather catch AIDs"

    Or.....a charver Bez look a like said to me at work the other nite: "Cheer up smiler" beacsue i wasnt smiling. nob ends.
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    i get that 1 a lot cos even tho i mite b having the time of my life on the inside on th eoutside i look like a mr potato head who's had it's smile removed & put back on up side down!! :)

    i generally growl at these ppl & they leave me alone!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Being a Donny lass I am sure your dream will come true 1 day
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    :up:

    damn southerners!
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    "wana do me and my daughter?... it'll cost you a fiver tho"

    ;)
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    were they fit?
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    Lol, it deff wasnt Smog:D
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    Thankyou :D

    @Lee :screw: ;)
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    Many people are confusing race with religion.

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