Claiming compensation

Common sence says to make sure everything on the road has stopped before you cross.

PRINCESS JANE

The driver fell asleep at the wheel while on the motorway

We hit the central reservation, flipped over and landed in a field

I went through the back window as we were descending after ping ponging round the car.

Broken collar bone, back still knackered and some 'talking point' scars, plus a tendency to be the world's worst passenger

Reckon I deserved every penny of my compo, though happier still not to have been brown bread.

If you've suffered then a little £ is something to look forward to.

Thats horrible

This is the sort of thing that deserves the comp, not scratched knees and "emotional torment" etc

When drunk this rule goes out the window, and any driver failing to stop at any point in the road will usually recieve aggro from several people

"I'M WALKIN HERE"