Cowboy boots

LOL, nah! I think allie has first dibs though, she wants to see his shoe collection!!

another tactic used by ugly people

That's how I try to impress most girls I meet. Most of them are too intimidated by it, I think, as they never want my number...

Your knowledge of this intrigues me. You can't even have a proper board argument, you just retort with proper shit crack like the above. You're a disgrace to the name we so tragically share...

this is a proper argument, i'm calling you ugly, your not denying it.

Where?? :spangled:

That's hardly an argument then, is it?

I never said you were incorrect, I just highlighted the irony in the fact that you called me ugly, however you yourself look like you were born with a mental defect and got panned in the face a lot by your parents.

It's next to Pret at Monument.

a doctor hew and alexander showdown was inevitable.

this board aint big enough for the two of them

but i will argue that because i'm sexy as fuck

Thanks

For fuck's sake will you just bite?

You're a proper puffter, more civil than Chandler 90.

And you can tell that you don't actually believe you're good-looking by the amount of times you say it. The only person you're trying to reassure is yourself. Rightly so, too, as if I looked like you, I'd need all the reassurance I could get that I had some positive qualities...

Can i touch you??

touch me

your just ugly i don't have time for people like you

Yeah, just on the arm or something?

anywhere you want leon

It's opposite Dune in town, next to Office i think and also Lush the soap shop.

I'm disappointed here. You give it Billy Big Bollocks on the board as if you have some crack hidden somewhere, but when it comes down to it, you're just another pleb who should be banished to the GoodGreef board

I fucking love it how everyone thinks alex is being serious