Crazy_Jimi banned?

i kna u love me

not allways as i found out some years ago
i once asked a copper "if i was to call you a wanker not that i am or owt but if i was could you arrest me??" he said yes quoting some public order act so i said " what if i was to think you were a wanker what then??" he said "i cant arrest you for a thought now can i" to which i replied "you know what i'm thinkin then don't you!!!"

no van !!!!! BONUS

THAT IS PURE GENEUS! im gunna use it next time i see a police man,

have an extra £80 ready

like i said it was some years ago before gordon brown took over the police

yeah, ive had 2 dish out a few of those fines,

you dish out fines?

didnt realise you were a copper

guess you dont have to spell these days to get in the police

well u dont hav 2 be able 2 read 2 be a post man!


but daint take the piss

if you cant read, how the fuck do you read the address on the envelope?

stop being thick and i will stop taking the piss

it was in the paper ages ago about the postman who ditched loads of letters,


and instead of getting arrested or punished he got let off coz he couldnt read


SUM1 MUST REMEMBER WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

i know what you are on about

but i thought we were discussing your inability to read?

i can read and write,


just not very good, not up 2 a very high standard

and i get muddled up with words sumtimes

And you're generally an idiot.

no doubt about that

so going on a very public messageboard where everyone can laugh at your spelling is a good idea because?

he comes on for a laugh to talk to friends not for a lesson in speaking proper englandish

why shouldnt i?


coz i cant spell 2 good?


oh look there is a person outside my house he cant walk well, whats he doing out in a very public place where every1 can laff at him

cheers