Criminal Record

David Lee · Dec 4, 2004

Re: Criminal Record

Originally posted by Katie
Do any of you lot have a criminal record? I have a good story 2 tell about getting a criminal record..

Does anybody know Tynemouth? Theres a lake just up from Tynemouth Beach which has about 15 bright yellow 'swan' boat things in it..which are a bit like pedlo's but littler, u sit in them and peddle and thats how u move in the water...

Two of my sisters friends, were emm, quite spangled and decided to take a trip to the lake. They saw the swans, and decided they liked the look of one of them, so they decided to take it..

They proceeded to carry it off from the lake, crossed the road and ran down the like, sand dune things and into the sea...

They got in the swan and starting peddling in the sea My sister was on about them radio'ing the coastguard saying ''swan to coastguard swan to coastgaurd'' but im not sure if they did that

Anyway they were peddling round the side of like the bay thing, and anybody who knows tynemouth will know its not that far round and theres like a corner you turn kind of thing...(doesnt make sense i know)

But anyway, they were peddling round there..and it just so happened that the lifeguards were having a beach party. Oops

Both of them were arrested, and on their criminal record...it says they were done for 'Piracy of the Sea'

Now that, is a criminal record to be proud of I want to be a pirate!
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Thats QUALITY that .... sound like my type of people ... always up for a laugh ... its how it should be!!

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