different places youve done it in ?

Again, ask your Mam.

Even better, just look for my dried up spuff on her chin.

Dirty hooer that she is.

You still going to "tap me on the shoulder" you limp fuck?

Three words.

SOLICITORS SHIT STREAKS

Now fuck off YTS rent boy.

Day off rhyming you nobber.

Now back to yer mam.............

Who works with solicitors? Get a life you tosser, I bet your hung like a tic-tac.

Can't believe you've been sat there thinking about my cock.

You've got issues son.

And toilets to clean, so quick sharp- AVANTI

What a fucking geek

Keep going lad.

I'm enjoying it now.

I might reveal what you did in Powerhouse the other week.

Dirty little weasel.

Your dad's a feisty one, after he pumped me full of a few blue wickeds I aggreed to let him pump me full of something else, the funny thing is, next time he said hes bringing your mum. Its gonna get messy

She's dead you stupid little fuck.

Best stick to your own Mutha, as normal. All that hand relief didn't help your exam stress though did it.

She thought it would keep your mind on your studies, but you still fucked up.

Not to worry though, sanitary hygiene agents can earn up to a MASSIVE £5 an hour these days.
Just think of all the glue you can buy with that.

I dont work you fucking idiot, I'm at school now. Sorry about your mum but that doesnt exclude the fact your dads a dirty fuck and you are a total internet hardman/ cunt

At school- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Little Big Man Syndrome.

Do you want me to go in the offie for you?

So you've gone from cleaning toilets to having your head flushed down them?
Bet it makes you appreciate what a quality product Domestos really is.

Nah, Its ok, im 18 in a week or two so I can go in myself (legaly) then. Yeah, I get my head flushed all the time you know me more than your horny farther does

Awww, have you found a little friend.

How sweet, you can experience your 'awakening' together.

Like Brokeback Mountain, but with spidey little Geordie cunts.

Course I was, you're the best counter staff they've ever had.

Well, the ones that were employed under the disability act that is.

Brilliant, when you do reach 18 you'll be able to buy paracetemol with your booze, by the hundred. See what I'm getting at?

I'm not making your dad OD, hes a cracking fuck, actually while were on the topic of strange places to have sex, we fucked in your bed the other day. Those squeaky floor boards are no good

oh dear this thread's gone to shit.... I fucked your mother jokes, whatever next

I didnt fuck his mother. I fucked his dad, and its no joke. Do you have a problem with that?

Yo momma's so fat she... ?