different places youve done it in ?

Makes sense.

Is he a wannabee DJ perchance?

He gets full marks for effort though.

Doesn't detract from the fact its a shit username that gives the impression of a proper gimp.

ok justice.....

Who the fuck asked you?

A serious case of head/arse fusion going on with you matey.

ok justice.

I got sucked off on the back of a National Express coach on the back seat while 2 people sat on the seat infront Classy!

With all the shit craic from justice i forgot what this thread was about and i started the fucker

me and my ex got thrown of the x32 for over exposing ourselves in the back seat

A lad I used to work with said he had a wank on the back of a bus, his reasons behind it were, "The vibrations gave me a hard on"

Ah the old bus stiffys it only ever happend just before youd get to a stop then youd end up walking off the bus with a metro newspaper covering your lower half

Smell the bullshit.

Aaahh, country air!

I remember them vividly, I used try my hardest to get rid of it before i had to get off. Everybody sitting down is at cock level too which makes things worse. I used to just stick it under the old waist line of the trousers. Ahhhh i miss the days of getting random hard ons in my teens. This lad at school got one in swimming, the best or worst part was he was wearing Speedo's.

Are you still trying ? Justice the board warrior

pathetic .

Bullshitter.

Any more fabricated tales of sexual shenanigans you'd care to lie to us with?

Why would he make it up?

To fill a big fuck off gaping void in his worthless existence.

Or impress a load of crab-riddled trancers.

you mean like your trying to do by attempting to take the piss out of people ... your see through mate , your insults are shite and you seem to have an obsession with crabs ...

You're boring, and represent everything you profess to hate.

I mean to impress no-one.
Insult, demean and offend yes, impress no.

Are you into prog?