does anyone know the reason that when you wake up in the morning

You two are terrible!! your conversation makes me blush!

not again jess, its only fair though, they suck your cock when you most horny, you lick there minge in the evening when they are most horny, you have to compromise in a relationship

Alex, do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?

are you crying at the thought of never having your minge ate out again?

imagine how your boyfreind feels in the morning

Does Jambon count?

je nais comprende pas.

Awww the poor thing. I'll make sure I get onto the case tonight

my lass is rareley horny in the morning hence me moving out and looking for a new bird !

We blokes get the mysterious random erection as well !

Prone to public transport travelers ! And men who work with flirtatious and sexy women

i never get a boner on the bus?

getting them at work is the biggest pisser

They were talking about this on another board the other day and apparently it's quite common

i work with two men.


it doesnt happen.

buses are for commoners

could be a good idea from some kind of goverment funded study... "why do chaps get stiffys on buses"

Yes they could hire really fit young ladies to do the survey !

'Excuse me sir is that paper on your lap because you are saving it for later or because your setting up the big top for the circus ' ?

Please tick my box !

work is all about what you make of it

i didnt know you had a cock

i cant get hard ons anymore i am old

i remember when the vibrations of the school bus used to give me a stiffy tho

does anyone get a stiffy of the unexplained when on a comedown???