does anyone know the reason that when you wake up in the morning

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  1. bella

    bella It's the mega bitch!!!!

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    Who said I did?

    Do I know you?
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    Jambon Jambons Disco Club

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    yeah man. :lol:
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    obviously not you because you are an old man! :lol: :p
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    Phil Mitchell check me a dollar brer?

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    its because of seratonin levels when your asleep, and just woken up...

    Revel..
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    thank god for viagra and young girls
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    "And, if they do, why is it always moments/seconds before their stop?" :lol:
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    Jambon Jambons Disco Club

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    I get a stiffy at work every half an hour normally.
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    bonk on's:laugh: when i was in seneior(sp) school in the morning were the worst . my step mother used to come in and shout come on get up trying to fucking drag the quilt of me to get up and im fighting to keep the quilt on as i've got a raging hard on
    so i would win the fight of the quilt then the cow would stand there saying im not moving till you get up and am saying to meself in me head if you don't fuck off il never get up :lol:


    stand there if you want pet il show the paul daniels trick how to lift the quilt without moving you hands:rolleyes: :lol:
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    loopyloosy Registered User

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    lol i would have just slapped her in the face with it. :lol:

    As for this thread - "Bonk on"

    "Eat your minge out"

    "Stiffy"

    god i can hardly type those rank words :sick:

    no need.

    may i suggest

    purple headed womb broom

    pussy licking

    and mr chubby

    :king:
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    Granty 38°52′48″N 1°23′30″E

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: 'Cos there so much better!

    ;)
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    loopyloosy Registered User

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    loopyloosy Registered User

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    aye! :(

    I think the word minge and expression eating out it fucking rank.

    I cant imagine a bigger turn off.

    "MMM can I eat your minge out luv"

    :sick:

    and "ooh look at your bonk-on"

    BAAAAah NO
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    Granty 38°52′48″N 1°23′30″E

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    i get a fucking diamond cutter on a comedown, and it lasts for hours... the missus doesnt complain :lol:
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    picture of me on your desk?

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