Dog Poo

Of course I'm making all of this up because I have never been burgled before. It is a scenario that hasn't happened and more than likely wont.

This is true, along with seeing white dog poo

teach it to wip its own arse. is that what theyre technically doing when they brush their feet on the grass afterwards?

i havent seen white dog poo for ages .... cats do it aswell this was when i seen it especially