dont you just love it when.....

My mate shaggin a fat bird :sick:

i'd be gutted, i'd be like 'as if you think your in the same league as me? pah!!'

I can't work out if you really are this arrogant, or you're putting it on cos you read somewhere that women like confident men :spangled:

He's probably a virgin

you'll have to figure that one out yourself si, but remember you've met me, was i like this then?

hmmm guess not

That old chesnut, it's the wonder of many folks on the board!

looks dont bother me! i look past looks like they dont bother me at all

probs why your "getting it regular"

yeah getting it regular from the bird i pulled last sat and she aint skinny as fuck and she certainly aint fat, think she is a size 12,

but she is canny as fuck and really canny and a teacher and reet dirty

surely the only way to descibe the bird your nailing is 'shes hot as fuck'

your way isn't selling her at all.

fizz from corri or sonya from eastenders

dipping your cock in bleach probably wouldn't do anything to you anyway, shit analogy

How, when bleach burns your skin:spangled:

its only an irretant, which means you have to have you skin in for a long time for it to do any damage, i can bleach on my skin all the time when washing stuff in the sink and it does fuck all.

They only put the irretant logo on to avoid law suits being filed against them by people with sensitive skin.

I still wouldn't though. Boiled cock

OMG size 12 isn't big you fatist! what are men like!! it's normal!

Where does he say she's big?:spangled:

i know he doesn't but its in the nature of the thread, i may have over reacted sorry!