Earliest memory

I have loads of memories, one of the worst is when I split my head open in nursery after falling off a slide. I got taken to Rake Lane and a nurse got dressed up as a clown to try and cheer me up.

Opposite happened, I was shit scared, covered in blood and trapped in a cubicle with a clown who was trying to clean my cut with the most painfull antiseptic known to man.

It makes me wonder why I am not to keen on hospitals nowadays!

:rofl:

My earliest memory was when i was bout 3 or 4. I was a really fussy eater and my dad was giving me my tea which was mince and dumplings. I wouldn't eat it so he tipped the whole lot over my head and then put me in a cold shower fully clothed to was it off.

I never left a crumb on my plate after that.

- harsh.

Or it's a made up story

Dunno, I'm just sceptical of everything.

Well she is with Crazy Jimi

No honestly its true, he was just fed up of me never eating and i was a cunt of a toddler. I think its quite funny tbh.

Just for the record my dad is A*. He is mint and probably my best mate too.

And what does that mean. Just cos he talks shite doesnt mean i do.

I was joking Daniele.

can't remember!!!!

Im sceptical as well cos if my dad had done that thers no way id be putting it on a message board

but if it is true then maybe youd be fucked up enough in the head to think it funny and post it anyways

Another early memory was when i was bout 7 and i was watching sum bloke cut the grass on a lawnmower that u drive.........i thought it was amazing back then!

He mowed over a stone which must have spun round in the blades and shot out smacking me in the middle of my forehead and splitting it open. There was so much blood and tbh it didn't really hurt. Think i was in shock with all the blood.:shock:

How is putting a kids dinner over their head and then sticking them in the shower not funny?


Chill out

Am i missing wot the big deal is. Aparently my mam said i was still laughing and being a little twat while been covered in mince and dumplings.

THANK YOU.

If my child was a shit like you then id do it aye.



It's hardly child abuse.

I work with 2 - 3 year olds every day and i know how frustrating they can be.

Its not as if it was boiling hot dinner....the poor bloke had been trying to feed me for nearly an hour so my mam said. By then it would be cold.

Well its one of my funniest childhood memories and me and my dad always laugh about it. Don't care wot anyone else thinks!

Good old discipline never hurt anybody.