Fat Charver with the bairn

it can happen my brothers girlfriend was on the pill & they were using condoms....it split & my brothers sperm was persistant

oh no soldier sperm storming the egg with their hard hats and machine guns!

this lad i knows lass fed him the line she got pregnant cos half an e made it ineffective...what really happened was she'd stopped taking her pill cos she wanted to keep him for good

give her credit, she's still here with a sense of humour... others have perished at much less!

I thought jess was just surprised that snugglybum had been using any form of contraceptive

something like that...my brother calls him the ledge or legend

i can take it! in one ear out the other n all that!

i meant it as a mark of respect, think of me as luke skywaker to your obi wan kenobi

snugglybum130

well you wont have a problem round here then!

witton

lol

this thread is huge

can someone sum it up in one sentance theres no way i am reading it

ermm.....snuggle has a kid, jambon wondered if it was duncan's...some people got annoyed...she got called a slapper & a bad mother cos she was on the board...

her fella came in to the thread & i stopped reading cos it got a bit tedious

he called her a slapper? hahaha naughty little monkey boy.

that reminds me of JJ calling Casy a bad mother for having a night out

did you not know the new law??

when you become a pranet you have to walk aorund with your hair in curlers wearing a checked apron and do nothing but bake all day!

it's all bollocks. I've got 3 kids and regurlarly used to rave friday nights and look after them the rest of the weekend. Admittedley I wasn't bresastfeeding them so didn't have that problem.

anyone who thinks having a kid means you can't kick it up now and then and still be a responsible parent is talking through their arse