Favourite Film One-Liners

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"this ship can't sink, its impossible"




(titanic )

BAD BOYS: At the end other guy (Not Will Smith) shoots bad guy in the knee and says:

"bet you when you woke your fat ass up this morning you didnt think you would have a hole in you leg at 5 o'clock"

Unknown

"Dont throw them bloody spears at me"

Got to be roadrunner!!!????

Keep turnin that screw!

ah i could go go on for ever with tarantino and Fear and loathin and human traffic but ere we gan to start with

"Say "What" again! C'mon, say "What" again! I dare ya, I double dare ya motherfucker, say "What" one more goddamn time and I’ll shoot you" - Jules/Pulp Fiction

"Naw man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay!" - Marsellus Wallace/Pulp Fiction

"I'm gonna call a couple pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. (to Zed) I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna git Medieval on your ass.
" - Marsellus Wallace/Pulp Fiction

"Fuck off you fat Fucker" - some lass/Committnments

think I'll do some trawling the web and get back to this later on...

"get your dick out my dogs arse!" Said by me towards confuzzled in a home made movie.

"A royale with cheese!"

twasn't it micheal cane in Zulu??

Listen to my hooves, listen to my mutha fuckin' hooves

Tom Green in Freddy got Fingered. LOL

I LOVE THE POWERGLOVE....IT'S SO BAD

The best line from the best scene from the best film...EVER!!!

really?? hmm was this movie made last summer..? you know that i've been cleared of all responsibilty for all of my actions over that period of time.

From the life of Brian


He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy, now piss off!

'How shall we fuck off oh Lord?

funniest so far me thinks

hmmmmmmmmmmmm i cant remember any6 at the mo

but me fav films are back to the future!

fekkin classix!

"Your mother ate my dawg" - Braindead

"Im gonna be naughty! A naughty vampire GOD!" - Blade

"Once again marijuanna saves an otherwise disasterous day!" - Idle Hands

Not a one liner but I think its wicked

"I'm sexy, I'm cute, I'm popular to boot! I'm bitchin', great hair! The boys all love to stare! I'm on it, I'm hot, I'm everything you're not! I'm pretty, I'm cool, I dominate this school! Who am I, just guess! Guys wanna touch my chest! I'm rockin', I smile, but many think I'm vile! I fly, and I jump. You can look but don't you hump, whoo! I'm major, I roar! I swear I'm not a whore! We cheer, and we lead! We act like we're on speed! You hate us 'cause we're beatiful, well we don't like you either! We're cheerleaders! We, are, Cheerleaders!"

If youve seen the film It'll come across better!

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off !!!

implosion?!? i thought u said explosion!!!

Classic.

I know kung fu.