Financial era moan

uk average is 3 days off a year

2 of those are when the person isnt even ill lol

when i stay off im never ill. but when im actually ill i cant stay off cos itl mean ive bin off loads

i've not phoned in sick once at the job i'm at.

surely this means employee of the month

temp jobs are the best for phoning in sick, you rcan make some right stories up!

my favourite was saying you'd f*cked your foot and put a stone in your shoe the next day so it looked like you had a limp!

i dont like my job and my bosses are fuckheads

go figure

they don't do one

a guy in our work phoned in sick because his dog ran away

what and you think working at morrisons is the best job in the world?

Migraines always work for me- i usually pretend im coming down with one the afternoon before i want the day off

adds to the effect

do'nt they do you get a discount ?

whats the hourly wage?

we get discount but not on food items, 5.16/hour

you mean its not?

Flooded kitchen, waiting for the emergency plumber is always a good one

Not on the food items??? What the fuck do you get discount on then?

Do you only have to put 50p in the troleys instead of a pound?

eh? supermarkets don't just sell food you know

or if you are late, a power cut in the night made your electric alarm clock turn off, and therefore you didnt wake up at your normal time

The morrison's in byker did last time I was there.