Financial era moan

i'm late everyday, i just say i got up late.

never thought of that lmao

but surely the non food goods are more expensive? like dvds, booze etc

actually- i fancy a girl on your checkouts, she is blonde, quite tall and wears glasses- you know who i mean?

its always sold other stuff

yes she is fit, she got big teeth?

Whatever, i just wanted to make the trolley joke

i hadnt noticed

theres another hottie who's always on the tills too

i just use sickeness and dizzy spills i get away with it thou as i had meningitis a few year back

it worked for me mate

tbf though i don't have to put any money in the trollies cause i know how to make them open for free, tricks of the trade and all that.

I get paranoid if I use some fake sickness all the time though. Don't want people to think I'm some pansy-ass faggot that gets ill at the slightest thing. I call in sick 5-6 times a yr though, so need to be a bit creative

is she really tall, blonde hair, about thirty? shes my fave shes beautiful.

we get 10% and get 20% a few days before christmas , i get £7.50 odds p/h and the pension is really good so it suits me

But why would you want it for free? It's not like you don't get your pound back

Though, being in Byker, i guess a pound coin is as rare as a 4 leaf clover

i was off sick last year when i worked for barclays, the manager woman rang me and i was at a driving range smacking golfballs. there was 10 other people also hitting balls, i couldnt do anything to stop them. i said i was in me bedroom ill, she then asked what the sound was so i lied and said we had plumbers working in the bathroom

i doubt she believed it tbh, the sound of ppl driving golfballs does not sound like plumbers working lol

yeah thats the one mate

actually, thinking about it, theres one or two there that i would rattle

i got a get well card and a present once due to my temp agency being shite, i rang up an said some1 went into the back of my mothers car (so they wouldn't think something was suss when my car didn't have a scratch on it) and we were advised to go to hospital as a precaution...

that got changed into i'd been in a car accident and was in hospital!

so you can take your shopping home in the trolley and not have to take it back

yeah bit of variation otherwise they get wise to it

you hear some crackers thou

Thats awesome! It's even better when you get sympathy i reckon