Girlfriends/Fiancees

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  1. Ferox

    Ferox Shamanic Tea

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    Start calling her The Beast

    Its worked with my other half.
  2. Rory Space

    Rory Space Gonny wreck yir fucking hoose Sweat tits

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    :lol: it really works.
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  3. B.O.B.

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    Even if she says no, buy her something anyway.
  4. Michael

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    then get whinged at for never listening to her?
  5. stu

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    how to treat girls with boyfriends

    bit of swearing so probs not safe for work

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I66aySW4le8"]YouTube- Snuff Box - Boyfriend Scenes[/ame]
  6. B.O.B.

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    Don't tell her you have until she asks for a bit of yours.
  7. Allie

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    winner.

    however, she'd only have a bite and then you'd end up eating the rest.
  8. forks

    forks still not dead

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    no always means no.

    except when it means yes
  9. Carson

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    Just tell her your off elsewhere & will be back in half an hour, then get to the nearest drive-thru, hit parking bay number 1 & tuck in. Sorted
  10. B.O.B.

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    Nope, she'd eat it all. The only reason she says she doesn't want any in the first place is because she doesn't want to look greedy, not because she actually doesn't want any.
  11. Allie

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    well she is being greedy if she gets a whole meal to herself! fat bitch.
  12. forks

    forks still not dead

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    it's cos she's trying to convince herself she's not hungry in order to be thin and then is overwhelmed by the smell and the look of food and can't resist any longer.
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  14. Michael

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    eh? :lol:
  15. Rory Space

    Rory Space Gonny wreck yir fucking hoose Sweat tits

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    :lol: that bit at the end where he boots the dogs had me in stitches :lol:
  16. Rory Space

    Rory Space Gonny wreck yir fucking hoose Sweat tits

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    A personally think it's because... they just like a good argument :p
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    awesome innit, love Matt Berry :lol:
  18. carlito

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    women eh?
    mindless money grabbing whores.
  19. B.O.B.

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    Single are we?
  20. Rory Space

    Rory Space Gonny wreck yir fucking hoose Sweat tits

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    :lol: a love this forum sometimes, it's like sittin back, & watching the "JEZZA KYLE SHOW MANNN!!" :lol:

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