Has anyone ever been arrested?

i got 120 hrs community service for a section 20 assault when i was 17

Thats what mortimer does to you

thats silly man..small is best

been arrested many a time,most always for stupid things like not paying fines,when i didnt have any,this is very true.also been to scrubs when was a kid..im good thou

i once got arrested once for having dagerous weapon in car,my nuchakas,there great fun,they hurt people to who diserve it

also got arrested after detox cinema rave for looking suspicious in my van up hexham,turns out i had a warrent out for over a year,unpaid fines again,yet i havent had fines for years,some cunt dont like me ,perhaps using my name maybe?..perhaps he has a nuchaka imprint on his head

8am one sunday morning in town,i seen a load of blokes near the casino,seen 1 i knew,thought he was racing pigeons so zoomed past in car,shouted out the window a rather confusing sentance after allnighter,turns out my mate was at community survice not pigeon racing,even thou he doesnt have any

how veddy dare you !

once for hitting a phone box with a branch , i was steaming and just thought it was two normally dressed guys acting like tossers but it was plain clothes coppers.

got hit on the back of the head inside after being asked to remove my shoes i asked if they had a new carpet and was sick on the floor when i was leaving.

been arrested for pissin in the street, wot the fuck, can they even do that?lol

classic

Not fully arrested but given warnings twice, once in town when my mates were all mortal walking past the police station and I didnt realise one of them had pressed the buzzer for the police station shouted to my mate if he wanted to get some smack off the pikey over the road banging on about drugs at the same time as 2 pissed off pigs come out the station

The other time was for pissing in a backalley after being force fed absynthe all night at work. Got stopped and asked why I was pissing on a restaurant window when I looked at the window I said it wasnt a restaurant its a shoe shop (which it was) and they ended up taking my details for a £80 fine which never came

did time in juvey

I think twice about doing silly things now. Had a bit of hassle trying to get a visa to come to Oz cos of my possesion caution. If I wanna permanantly live here, its going to be a right pain convincing the authorities of my 'character'. Same goes for New Zealand, America, Japan, and Canada. All quite difficult to move to if you have any sort of criminal record, even cautions.

So just extra careful now when I indulge and make sure I piss before leaving a pub or club

Been arrested twice, once for posession & the other for assault. Both in my younger days though of course:bonkers:

Not me personaly but alot of mates when i have been wioth them......the best one england v turkey @ sunderland we were in desternation and my mate went for a quick line follwed by the doormen.....5 mins later there he is being frogged marched through the bar by 2 police men......fucking gutted lost a G of sniff Q of weed and 3 pills

I was pressing the buzzer for about 1 minute!! then you got blamed for it, it didnt help your situation that you shouted to me if i wanted some smack for a joke

The best one iv seen was some lad in sunderland came out of a backlane doing up his fly, the fuzz asked him what hed been doin and he sed hed been on the fone to his lass.

he got away with it aswel.

1st time - got banged up for fighting at 11.45 on new years eve 2004/5, a new year by myself in the cells and the worst thing was i never threw a punch i got 'mistakenly' identified as the culprit!

2nd time - got wasted andsmashed my mothers brand new laguna 12,000 worth into a tree and got banded from driving aged 17! The worst thing i have ever done in my life!

3rd time - hopefully never again!

Yes.

But it was in the course of journalism duty so it was all good.

Plod's phone went off half way through and it was Girls Aloud.

Then he lost his pen and had to borrow mine.

He was trying to keep it all proper and I was doubled up.

I know one mate who happens to be a stupid idiot who got mortal & decided to attemp to ride his bike to the garage for tabs. Half way in to the journey he found himself getting pulled out of the gutter by the police. They lifted him for drink drivivng. Seriously