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Nah not my style plus she works on my dept

I'm gonna snap her key though that'll piss the ugly whore off

so what

this is mint tell me more about it guys, i can think of loads of ways to get the bitch back.

did she cheat on you or something?

its just his flat mate, wanting him out early! so he has know where to live for a few days

shouldn't he doin nasty things alex mate

She's not even an ex just a lass i foolishly moved in with.

why does she want you out so bad, surely a couple of days isn't that much of a bother.

put some fish behind the radiator, in a few weeks it'll fucking hum like a tramp on a bin binge.

i like it

does she drive! get some shelfish and force them down her airvents in the car, that also does the trick

If only you knew what she was like - a complete and utter phsycotic head case. Although its a major hassle to me i'm so glad gettin away from her has come early

or you could go to a bait shop and buy shit loads of maggots, then put them in her bed

unscrew the back of a telly, a few king prawns chucked in

fuck a few, ram as many as you can get in

I heard onbe one radio1 whic hwas quite evil.

A girl who had split from her boyfirend put an open pint of milk in the back of the sofa. She actually cut the material then sewed it back up with the milk inside.

Took the guy a month to find it.

so far my revenge involves sea food

anything else?

Aye one in the roof aswell i heard that

wet the carpet under someone bed... a few seeds (cress, grass,etc, stuff that doesn't need much light) and Violá - an instant indoor garden!

MOS has blatent experience in all this sabotage

heres a good one stick her toothbrush up your bum and wiggle it around then put it back in the bathroom

When i lived in halls the janitors used to come into our flat all the time to use the bog and piss us off


so we kept 3 eggs on top of the fridge for 5 months


then on the last day of term our mate Hendry cracked all 3 and poured them into the grill on the bonnet (next to the windscreen) of the Head Janitors card


Still to this day dont know what happened

thats a holiday trick... well.. it worked with old fashioned cameras... toothbrush up arse on the first days of holiday... take pic with 35mm camera... it'd be 3 weeks later when you'd hear "whats this a picture of? it's someone's arse with a blue plas........."

kKrRaZYE ex-student me... what jolly japes