Honest question, honest answers

Get yourself to Blue Velvet and knock one out in the corner then

you horrible bastard

Especially when you hit the two year mark and your hand seems a better prospect and doesn't complain either.

normally i would agree but you aint met my ex !

tossing off was way to tame for that relationship

You should've just waited til she fell a kip man and done it next to her.

bollocks

Go look for a bite elsewhere littlle boy

people like you make me laugh.

longest ive went without a bit of hand to gland combat was about 10 days.

if you go without one for days you end up dyin for one but if you crack them out too much youd wish you could detatch it

aye, had the uber horn, a draft got me up

the inland revenue has the perfect bogs to do that in, theyve got a wall covered in mirrors and a mirrored wall above the taps and urinals, possible to see your own arse while your boxing the clown

:yawn: you dont know me , Im not doing any kind of bragging or trying to big myself up I dont go on like that so for you to try and wind me up by basically calling me a liar then saying people like me make you laugh just shows you to be pretty dense really as you clearly have no clue now run along and play with the other kiddies ...


well you got your bite anyway

:laugh:

mine was an old woman, shed have probs tried to give me a reach around

nah she was just average looking !

word, they all go in the wank bank

well not all

:wtf: was i thinking

Wanking is cool,

haha, yo momma being one of them. nah was thinking along the lines of the wigan women