Housemate wanted!

I would rather just be Me as its like being at School where ya pretend to be He-Man or one of the Turtles everyone should just be thereselves....

Innit

We are caners mate!! None of that other bullshit. CANE IT HARD!!! :evil: :evil:

lol this is why your going out with a mancunian... trust me being yourself is the worst thing "you" could be

Jeff your a wise man... there aint many of us about

A Mancunian ??? At least say Cassie's name.....

When was ur last g/f then Joe ???

Giving a love heart to a lass dont count either

Is Daniel a Caner?

Joe, start a Caner v Maxer thread pls, we'd better have a poll to find out if Caners are gimps and Maxers are cool a fuk or whatever...

ah, I'm starting to get it... but methinks this is a 1-sided view of maxers, maybe we can hear from a maxer about this......

either way looks like we caners and them maxers have enough common ground to party together for 4 or 5 days.

Lemme know when yous moving in so I cane get the mon and tues off work :chill:

its still broken akkk was hoping it was fixed was we were all set for a game off pool last week!!

soon i hope tho!!

MAXERS r the 'new' caners, dont u kno!

cos they take it to the max!

lmao they sure do sleepy ted, sleepy moz, sleepy dave, sleepy ali, sleepy sian, sleepy sparky....

che you might as well max it too... we never see you cane it no more

eh?

when did i sleep last weekend?

went out on friday and all i did was drink sicky alco-pops...

...came home to find there was a sleepin person in my bed which meant i stayed awake till the early hours...ended up stayin awake all day anyways cos had to meet me mam in town and then went to good greef on sat nite so it wasnt till sunday mornin at bout 5ish that i went to sleep for about 3 hours...

...all of that wif only booze as a stimulant!!!

joe on the other hand fell asleep and missed good greef...hahaha...caner my arse!!!

then on sunday even managed sunday trading and then, the after party at whippys so all in all...i had 3 hours sleep all weekend on a diet of booze....i fink that makes me king max!

and joe ur def of a maxer is allllll wrong....

haha joe the cainer............hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sleepy smart e! joe misses half the maxin coz he is asleep all the time, thats why he thinx wee all sleep when he does! pffft

I feel asleep cos some evil buggers never woke me and "'d been going 224 hours" (guess the quote )... you know fine well I'm last to bed first awake...

dave u wrote a fecking essay - which is u being defensive which proves ur a lazy git... we'll all see who's the lazy git ina week or so - I reckons u'll sleep all week

as for my definition of a maxer.... its whats you's all do u's can't even get fooked right...

look at the poll there lies the answer.

viva la caner!

see, I knew it.... wot joe sed sounded just like what he was calling try-hard a few weeks ago. tell it straight sloppy, whats a maxer?

that is a maxer!

they think they cane it - or max it... but all they do is sleep!!!! ask helz... she's been 2 an after party usually its just me n jeff awake! (ali was once a caner... but someone has rubbed off on her and now all she does is sleep!)

your all a bunch of wusses...joe it makes no difference whether your asleep or awake cus u just sit there making faces anyway lol

a maxer is someone who lasts all weekend...has a small amount or no sleep at all...gets the messiest of messy....or stays as straight as a lace...but has a fookin good time!!... i.e maxin it!

soooooooooooo............................

.....caners are maxers then?

LMFAO!!!!

King Maxers:

Ted: Sleeps for at least 12 hours... usually found saying - I can't be arsed to go out clubbing, lets get a chinese

MOZ: Finds a duvet/sleeping bag, wraps himself up in it - falls asleep for at least 8 hours.

Maxeneres:

Ali: Was once the coolest of caners, however started to get involved with a maxer and is now found cuddled up in a barl or hugging this namelass maxer.... FAST ASLEEP!

Sian: Likes trance, likes sleep

Sloppy: Growls and sleeps... unless he's straight laced then he just talks shite for hours (he'd give gizmo a run for her money )

Sparky: Sleeps

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You can't even dispute these facts now caners on the other hand:

Smart E: never sleeps - unless its for a couple of hours after at least 2 days of messiness!

Jeff: Don't sleep - just gets fucked

Andre: Sleeps but makes up for it with his messiness

The messageboard folks: Cane it

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Maxers.... lmfao!

Thats only when your there precious... Its called a temper tantrum

i only growl when its time to chill for a second and reflect on how much maxin we've done but joe comes stormin in, in full happy mess mode causin a rawkous!

is it any wonder he's on whiplashes death list! hehehe