i love weirdos

nice

i think i have only been asked 3 times since i have been here

when i was living in sheffield it was 3 or more times a day

they piss me off - they are my pet hate and market research people

i wear my headphones because i dont want to talk to strange weirdo people, yet they still insist on chasing me down the street

Psycho.

when i was at global we got chatting to the people in the tent next to us, 2 lads & 2 lasses

after the tents shut were sitting outside the tent doing afterparty activities al afresco and it was chilly so i had stripy hoody on

for some reason he "mistook me for a bumblebee" and spent 4 or 5 hrs accusing me of being a "beehive master" and repeatedly asking me how the hive was today

he was dressed in shorts, shirt and walking boots, and spent 30 minutes explaining to me the pros of wearing 2 pairs of woolly socks at all times

their the kinda weirdo's i like :groovy:

Owned!

yup! that's the one!!

oh well i suppose everyone has their reasons.

I was betting he was off his tits on drugs at the time like

"dave the rave"??

Haha dave the rave was in shields on friday night . I was walkin to the bus stop and seen him in a white tracksuit with hat on, and headphones in, just raving away in the street

Dave always stands raving at the bus stop outside the pub I drink in lol. He crackers but harmless

"here mate a wouldn't lie to ya, me lass is pregnant and i need some change to get to the hospital to see my son"


ive had that one - i said no i need money for me lunch and he went 'here do you know mc stompin' 'why like?' 'because his brothers gunna come down here and smash your face through that phonebox' told him to fuck off and walked away

not exactly weird but scary nevertheless...

i was on the train a couple of days ago and it was late at night so there was only me and maybe 3 or 4 other people in my carriage. anyway i was sat typing away on my laptop and out of the corner of my eye i see this young lass staring at me. a first i was a bit freaked out as her stare was so intense, and then slowly she just fell to the ground holding her phone open. i had no idea what the hell was going on so got up to go check if she was ok and it was like she had just k-holed, eyes wide open and this crazy fixed stare. then she started foaming at the mouth so i thought fuck this and pulled the emergency stop lever and shouted for some help.

anyway, about 2 minutes later she comes back round, has no idea anything has happened, no idea who she is or anything. then after a few minutes she slowly starts to remember things. turns out she had some problem which she has to take pills for every few hours or this happens to her. the lass was only 21 and had been fine up to a few months ago when it first started for no reason whatsoever - the doctors were apparently clueless to its cause or how to fix it. tough to imagine that one minute you're fine, then the next your life is completey overtaken by somethign so bizzare, she practically had a pharmacy in her purse! she was a hottie too

Wow that wud of totaly freaked me out i wudnt of had a clue wot to do and just stood shitting in my pants

Re: i love weirdos

I was in Reiss in Covent Garden this wkend and the male shop assistant came and told me the shop isnt a shop at all, it's a front for a dance studio and the clothes are not really clothes at all but ornaments. He then went into a discussion (with himself) about why the sun is yellow.

that sounds like ketamine crack!

Aye - defo rekon that's Dave t Rave!