If You Won The Lottery...

id move to oz and dissapear

Firstly, I'd resign! Then I'd put half of the winnings into savings that I wouldn't touch, I'd just use the interest going forward. The rest, I guess it depends on how much I'd won.

Id jump out of an aeroplane at 10,000ft with no parachute and try and land on the 10 mile square reinforced trampoline Id bought previous to the jump.

it would be fuckin hilarious if you missed and didnt get to spend ya money!

I'd buy a house in vegas, a vanquish and a helicopter. set for life.

and id probably burn my office down

just pay ya butler to do it

I wouldddd.... Buy a cruise liner kitted out with several clubs

Don't worry, I would have already planned for that by buying a Delorian and 1.21jigawatts worth of plutoniam from some Libyan guy.

nice one

I'd put enough somewhere to give me enough to live on and only do the work I wanted to do. I'd spend the rest being able to buy the art I really like but can never afford. Oh and have an IT slave who would sort out my technology 'issues'
and someone to procure me a steady supply of good drugs and throw a few good parties. and a set of quality japanese steel woodcarving chisels. And a swimming pool with a fountain where water came out of a bronze lions mouth. And handmade vanilla ice cream. and chocolate. and some entertaining nights out with beautiful intelligent women. And some more stair rods.

I would pay for one of my mates to go & fulfill his ambition... he reckons theres somewhere in Thailand you can go & bazooka a cow with a rocket launcher

... is there fuck. This argument came up endless times in Ibiza.

:wtf:

funny cunt u like. Was no mistakes in it.

ooooooooooooo names !

Two lasses, one lad. Two of them were regular posters on here. That is all you're getting out of me

cocaine

another lottery ticket!


your first pound spent out of your millions has got to be lucky !

Would you buy that flyer you retard

jess, xander aaaaaaaaand...