Im not liking .....

I havent seen one in my room for years .... the last time there was one anywhere close to my bed my mate went to pick it up not realising it was a massive spider :laugh:

Ive always thought it was 10? :sick: I hope its just the weeny money spiders *prays*

Im sleeping with the gaffa tape on tonight

dont know why your frightened they look cuddlly

OMG!!!!!!

Im frozen to the chair now

Where the fuck is rent-a-man when you need one

This isn't the best thread to read b4 u go to bed is it..

Especially not in my room..

I keep seein things movin through the corner of my eye..
Dunno what they are though.

For some reason I love torturing the fuckers.. I used to capture them in jars, in the summer, and then get the magnifying glass oot..

So much fun when you like 8..

Im sure this is like my second spider thread within the space of a month saaaaaaave me

rent-a-man??

Im going to start up a company 'rent-a-man' and 'dial-a-man' for such incidents

If thats what they look like round yours then climb out the fucking window and run like hell..

Imaging living in australia or new york where they have to put up with them fuckers..

I wouldn't know what to do..

you big girls blouse! just stamp on it!

ill come round anyways tho

Its not just for spider scares, also things like ...... pumping up the paddling pool - I well needed rent-a-man for that job

See I am good for something :angel2:

you have a paddling pool!

I had one last week while I was away ............ but I am going to get one for home aswell

you should get one of those huge ones! where u can actually swim in it

There wouldnt be enuff room for the trampoline aswell then Ive GOT to have a trampoline!

trampoline aswell!

Spoilt for choice

I tried convincing people to do that ..... but despite being feed stupid amounts of punch they still wouldnt do it spoil sports

i want a trampoline, one of the huge ones tho