Inventions?

my sig from conway is pretty epic...

i invented a time machine, but when back in time to when i was inventing it, and broke it so i never finished it in the end :spangled: :spangled: :spangled: :spangled:

i would like to invent a a rule that takes women drivers off the

road, forever, as one nearly crashed into me this morning as she

was chatting on her mobile phone, she pulled out in front of me

on the A19, and missed me by about 3 inches. so i under took her

and gave her the V sign!

infact i would invent a male robot that drove womens cars for

them. that way there would be no accidents or crashes on

Britains roads ever again!!!

a multiplier would be the best invention ever.If i had the only one though and africa needed it, i would keep it for ages, get rich as fuck, then sell it to them.

i have the mother of all invetions which prey's on the stupidity off the retail public

DIET FAT


no matter what product you sell eg 85%fat free or as i look at it 15% fat

if you put diet infront of the product name its sure to sell !!!

we came up with an advert and everything starring jo brand and jonny vagas and the skinny one from the cheeky girls

i'm tellin ya DIETfat is the way forward !!!!

They are twins?

Sounds like me I had a whole radio advert including song and music worked out for my "come down cafe".