Is there a doctor in the house?

What's up doc? You touring America with your school books?

its summer what the fuck are you doing uni work for? you loser!!!!!

my knobs grows about a mm a day should i be worried?

shit you reckon i should get one removed, or do you reckon it will come in handy for DP?

Go on a proper holiday. Geek.

You're doing a shit elective then. All the medics I know did a wks work experience somewhere exotic then got on a proper holiday. Lazy shits

no it doesn't - i don't want to know about the treatments!

does your book say it can cause severe or just mild hyperbollocks ??

and does it cause any irreversable damage??

thanks for the help tho