Kebab Shops

oh aye

VERY EFFECTIVE WHEN YOU SEE THE AMOUNT OF CLUBBERS IN ThERE ON MATCH DAY

I cant imagine my Dad or Grandad ever going to a Detox

Got them dude, i'll give you a buzz over the weekend

Knowing how touchy people are about posters in fast food outlets I think rearranging posters & putting others posters in there place is bit of laugh while waiting for a kebab

Its nearly as much as picking stacks of flyer's up from RPM Records & them chucking them in bin, tbf that gets boring after a few times & only fills in 10 seconds of one's day

last 2 detoxes have had 5 clubbers over the age of 50 in

we are not an age-ist night out

however, people will debate endlessely about the merits of food / kebab places postering but believe me , IT DOES WORK

at least about 10-20 clubbers have seen the adverts for the nights out when theyve walked past the food places or popped in for some chips or pizza after a heavy night out

I would say postering food places is much more effective than flyering blue rinse grannies on northumberland street on a saturday morning

I am keeping the best flyer tactic secret to myself, but it has delivered every time

that would be funny if it wasnt a fact that i know of one person (who i think has stopped doin it now) that would put some of the independent nights posters over the top of other nights promo to make it look like they were trying to screw each other over

an example would be putting say a detox poster over freaky or a backlash one over rollies for mice

these nights wouldnt try to work each other over in this way and we were onto their game quick sharp

please dont tell me it was you spence, surely youd be too busy salivating at the elephant leg kebab on the spit

Correction Melt, the last 2 Detox's all of the clubbers have looked over 50

Example - if I fall out of a club with boiled eggs for eyes, granted i may looked like iv'e been hit by a bus & older than I am, but I am genuinely young
(if you were telling the truth about these 5 people were you & Gav included?)

maybe you should pop to detox some time, then you would know

and you would also see the wierd and wonderful next to the beautiful girls next to young people next to old people all having the time of their lives

your comment (altho tongue in cheek) is very ageist




I think you do gav a diservice, last time I checked he was still in his 20's I think

daly you must have at least 4-5 years on me mate especially if you attended the original monkey

I think people have got me down as some post 40 raver

eee the cheek of it

Melt your far too touchy mate, seriously take a joke & chill (theres no way gav's in his 20's LOL ).
I dont need to go inside to see the clientel, I flyer ouside nearly all events to see there are no "sterling beauties" dancng next to these acclaimed OAP's. Of course our night is an 'Ageist' I couldnt think of nothing worse than 'giving it up' on the dancefloor next to my grandma who's spaniells lugs are flapping all over?


(take a joke Melt your always on the defensive these days, im on your side)

I'll have you know I'm only 23 (ish)

clubbers eat kebabs? :spangled:

I am sure people have smiley filters on here

did you see how many laughing smilies I used in the last posts

I think you give it too much credit